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"My wild oats have turned to all-bran." ~~??

VEGAN EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE 50 AND OVER!

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.

With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.

Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags.

Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.

(Not bragging, but I'm at this level already! I'm just saying!! Don't worry, you'll soon catch up with me.)




Now after you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag!
Sassafra...Thanks...that was funny!!

 

ME, BEHAVE?  SERIOUSLY?

AS A CHILD i SAW TARZAN ALMOST NAKED, CINDERELLA ARRIVED HOME AFTER MIDNIGHT; PINNOCHIO TOLD LIES, ALLADIN WAS A THIEF, BATMAN DROVE OVER TWO HUNDRED MILES AN HOUR; SNOW WHITE LIVED WITH 7 MEN; POPEYE SMOKED A PIPE AND HAD TATTOOS;PAC MAN RAN AROUND TO DIGITAL MUSIC WHILE EATING PILLS THAT ENHANCED HIS PERFORMANCE; AND SHAGGY AND SCOOBY WERE MYSTERY SOLVING HIPPIES THAT ALWAYS HAD THE MUNCHIES!!

cRAZY? YOU BET I'M CRAZY AND PROUD OF IT, WHO WANTS TO BE SANE?

 

I couldn't agree more Cheryl.  You certainly put a great spin on our childhood.  

Cheryl Till Ⓥ said:

 

ME, BEHAVE?  SERIOUSLY?

AS A CHILD i SAW TARZAN ALMOST NAKED, CINDERELLA ARRIVED HOME AFTER MIDNIGHT; PINNOCHIO TOLD LIES, ALLADIN WAS A THIEF, BATMAN DROVE OVER TWO HUNDRED MILES AN HOUR; SNOW WHITE LIVED WITH 7 MEN; POPEYE SMOKED A PIPE AND HAD TATTOOS;PAC MAN RAN AROUND TO DIGITAL MUSIC WHILE EATING PILLS THAT ENHANCED HIS PERFORMANCE; AND SHAGGY AND SCOOBY WERE MYSTERY SOLVING HIPPIES THAT ALWAYS HAD THE MUNCHIES!!

cRAZY? YOU BET I'M CRAZY AND PROUD OF IT, WHO WANTS TO BE SANE?

 

hahaha! toooo funny!

The History of Medicine, from Living Nutrition Magazine, vol. 8

10,000 BC - Here, eat this fruit.

1000 AD - That fruit is heathen. Here, say this prayer.

1850 AD - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.

1940 AD - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.

1985 AD - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.

2000 AD - That antibiotic doesn't work anymore. Here, eat this fruit

What a great idea!  I'm a terrible joke-teller.  I can never remember them.  But I'll see what I can come up with.

Now that tickled me!

Cheryl Till Ⓥ said:

 

ME, BEHAVE?  SERIOUSLY?

AS A CHILD i SAW TARZAN ALMOST NAKED, CINDERELLA ARRIVED HOME AFTER MIDNIGHT; PINNOCHIO TOLD LIES, ALLADIN WAS A THIEF, BATMAN DROVE OVER TWO HUNDRED MILES AN HOUR; SNOW WHITE LIVED WITH 7 MEN; POPEYE SMOKED A PIPE AND HAD TATTOOS;PAC MAN RAN AROUND TO DIGITAL MUSIC WHILE EATING PILLS THAT ENHANCED HIS PERFORMANCE; AND SHAGGY AND SCOOBY WERE MYSTERY SOLVING HIPPIES THAT ALWAYS HAD THE MUNCHIES!!

cRAZY? YOU BET I'M CRAZY AND PROUD OF IT, WHO WANTS TO BE SANE?

 

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